Is it just me...

Today I realized that I had not sat down intentionally and watched T.V. for a few weeks. I KNOW RIGHT? My pants were beginning to ride dangerously close to my belly button and I was quoting the Sound of Music. But seriously, I was feeling absurdly lame, and I reasoned that some rebellious television programming would give me some needed culture. I had never felt so disappointed.

The next hour was...emotionless. Literally every channel, program and show did not extract any emotions or interest me in the slightest. "I'm an emotional guy", I thought. Why wasn't it stimulating? I used to be such an avid T.V. watcher. My addiction was comparable to Jim Carrey in Cable Guy.

This movie was fantastic. I recommend it!

Then I realized movies like Cable Guy, or shows for that matter, just don't come around as often. It seems as if all I ever knew as a child is slowly leaving me, making way for utterly crappy replacements. Like what happened to Spongebob? After season 4, it was nautical nausea (hardcore fan joke). I miss when Mel Gibson was still cool and kept his physical abuse to a minimum. I AM UPSET, but I guess I shouldn't be too harsh. Let's be truthful fellow 90's kids, our childhood T.V. shows grab today's programs by the love handles, and eat them for dinner. Old MTV would pop pills Kurt Cobain style and pulverize new MTV's Bieber Fever. Hey Arnold would lessen more racial tension than Everybody Hates Chris. The Amanda Show would curb stomp Hannah Montana until Miley Cyrus also forgot her real identity. Actually that sounds kind of hot, but I digress.

Alas, my anger is ill-founded. I don't even watch T.V. that much anyway, although it would be nice to see some quality entertainment every once in a while. All this nostalgia talk is making me feel old and feeble. Especially since I just ate some shrimp AND REALIZED I WAS ALLERGIC. That was the real killer. 

Shout out to Nicole Pappas, my lawfully wedded girlfriend. I heart inside jokes.