Eminem would be proud.

Props if you understand the title.


Hey. So remember when I said I was converting this into a video blog? Well enough of you told me to keep this blog alive so I will. However, I'll be teaming up with my numbskull friends to make some sketch comedy and other video shtuffy-stuff. Be fearful.


During the short duration of my break, I found the absence of blogging to be frustrating and...boring. Turns out I have a secret love for embarrassing my family via blogging. I also miss all the constructive criticism from anonymous people (wow, that was an awful attempt at sarcasm. Eh, I'm rusty), and the two people in Denmark who read this. Much love. Don't assume I'm getting soft on you guys though; I assure you I'm still a dry, calloused, evil person.

Kiss me.

Well dudes and dudettes, I have to finish cleaning my basement, since somebody figured salsa would look much better caked to the floor, rather than in a bottle. WHY NATHANIEL? WHY? I suppose its ultimately my fault for having a party. I apologize for the abruptness of this post, but I will further re-ignite our love's fire tomorrow.

Today's Random Song Pick: Pinch Me - Bare Naked Ladies.