Tip of the Hat/Bite of The Thumb Thursday #2

Muahaha. I miss TOTH/BOTH Thursdays. They gave me a chance to rip on people without any consequences. Well, besides for when I made fun of Canadians. Which was yesterday.
IMPORTANT NOTE: A few of you have asked me about the actual title of TOTH/BOTH Thursdays. A tip of the hat is a way to let someone know you have acknowledged their achievements, beauty, or status. On the flip side, a bite of the thumb clearly tells a person they have been meddling in wrongdoing. We cool on the definitions? Let's bro:

TIP OF THE HAT goes to this guy:

Could I interest you in some candy?

This man is a finely mustachioed legend. Some call him Vietnam Tom, while others simply gargle as their throats collapse from his endless barrage of fists. He derives his fame from brawl he took part in, while riding an intercity transit bus. What started as a petty argument, quickly escalated into a jaw smashing fist fight. Catch the action here. America literally runs through this man's veins.

BITE OF THE THUMB goes to Nicholas Cage. First it was Skull Rider. Fine. Then it was The Magician's Apprentice. Okay. Now, he's coming out with a movie entitled Season of the Witch? Apparently he doesn't understand that the only genre he'd excel in is reading courtroom dialogues. What's exciting about watching a low budget witch film where Nicholas Cage bares his horse teeth every five seconds? Nothing, unless he uncovered some treasure while in the company of talented supporting actors. You know what I'm talking about Nicholas. I would prefer scrubbing my body with sandpaper over hearing the dryness of his voice. Despite all this, he's a very successful man, and lives a higher standard of life than most people. For that, I think this following picture materializes my thoughts exactly:

Promiscuous Girl

Was that too much? I apologize ten fold.