Ugh

FIRST THINGS FIRST. The name of this blog belongs to my basement (clever), mainly because it has been the site of so many memorable moments. And plus "The Basement" has a manly flair to it, kind of like Bruce Willis's persona in Pulp Fiction. Well... Bruce Willis in general.

Well, it's late and I feel like ripping my eyes out and drenching them in an 80cent slushy from Sonic. Scratch that last idea. It would be more efficient for me to put my body on a rotisserie (I used spell check) and simply dip myself in a large vat of flavored ice product. As you mostly likely have inferred, I am highly delusional from lack of sleep and nourishment. I'm going to stop writing now. I'm hearing/seeing things. Good day.